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A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.
Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.
broad-ass by Roger's Not Here May 25, 2020

Maxturbating 

The act of bringing about sexual gratification in oneself while being a man or woman called Max. Often done while looking in the yourself straight in the eyes in a mirror, while holding a picture of yourself in the "free" hand.
Max. Maaaaaax! We have to go, what are you still doing in front of the mirror. OMG?! Are you Maxturbating again? Disgusting!
Maxturbating by DutchHypeBeast June 12, 2018
this is prominent in overweight men and women who have

an extra belly,or pee bag,beneath their regular fat belly.
Most prominently seen in an individual wearing stretch
pants because it's the only thing that fits.
That fat girl has a HUGE pee bag. I bet if she sneezes,her
big bong belly blows out her rubber ass hole.
pee bag by driver_im8 August 30, 2009

Whitewash 

To spray hand sanitizer and disinfectant all over the past, so that people forget what it was really like in favor of what they read about it being like in a book.
The girl aimed to whitewash the entire human race.

Metalocalypse 

It's a show created by Bendon Small, who happens to me amazing. The Characters are as follows:
Skwisgaar Skwisgelf (taller than a tree)
Toki Wartooth (Not a bumblebee)
William Murderface.
MURDERface.
MURDERFACE.
Pickles... The drummer. (Diddily dong, ding dong, ding, doodily, doodily, doo.)
Nathan Explosion.

Their main purpose is to make insane metalheads laugh. And they succeed.
I'd like to thank Mr. Small, for being so fuckin' AWESOME.
Toki- I can force all the bloods to my heads and gives myself a real cool blowjob! (blood comes out of his nose) THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
Skwisgaar- He means nosebleed, not blowjob... Idiot.

Also, I happen to be naming my first son after Toki.... Just because Metalocalypse is that cool. :]
Metalocalypse by Puddles[<3]Panda December 21, 2008

Tick-A-Torium 

A room/house/space filled with German made Cuckoo Clocks. And all have different times! So bells and cuckoos go off at all different times! Enough to drive someone cuckoo!
R: Wow your lady has a lot of cuckoo clocks (said in awe and wonderment)…
P: yup welcome to my personal hell! I’m in a tick-a-torium awwwwwwwwwww…..
Tick-A-Torium by Rey word guy May 18, 2021
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