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Grumple Puff 

a man or woman who is extremely irritable, winey, and angry with the world for no apparent or valid reason and who attempts to appear happy and fun on the surface but cannot hide their discontent, resulting in a very unpleasant person to be around, a Grumple Puff
"Hey would you like to go hang out with kyle?"
"No way he has been a real Grumple Puff lately."
Grumple Puff by KyleP11 December 1, 2014

Knee-Grow 

A type of steroid that helps your knee grow big and strong. The steroid originated from Africa and made its way here by boat some 300 hundred years ago, they were stacked over top each other for maximum space.
"Man, I need a Knee-Grow".
"Knee-Grows are so cheap these days".
"Knee-Grows are just flying off the shelf ".
Knee-Grow by Knee-Grow united March 25, 2019

Near Beard 

The attempt at growing a beard, by somebody who is not fully capable of doing so. Often worn by males between 13 and 20, and are usually composed of peach fuzz or sporadically placed hairs of varying lengths.
Nah man, I'm working on my near beard!
Near Beard by o ReVelatioN o December 4, 2010

Spifflechip 

A Spifflechip Is A Noob-ish Person, A Bit Of A Retard etc.
The Word Spifflechip Is Often Used In Conjunction With The Word 'Gnarly' In Order To Inforce The Fact That The Person Is A Bit Stupid But In A Good Way.
Woah, You Are One Gnarly Spifflechip!
Spifflechip by gnarly-spifflechip January 29, 2010

eeteeweetee 

when you are angry you scream EETEEWEETEE and Naruto run away as far as you can. you can also use EETEEWEETEE when you are extremely excited at something.
example 1:

uncool guy: I dont like you

fully sik guy: EETEEWEETEE *Naruto runs away*

example 2:

lady: chris... I'm pregnant

Chris: EETEEWEETEE

lady:wtf
eeteeweetee by @lek$i@ May 31, 2018

straight bugging 

so fucked up your jus vibing with your boys
yo that bitch is straight bugging

I’m straight bugging rn
straight bugging by mandy v September 10, 2018

Call Of Duty Lines 

Lines that appear on belly when hunching to play Call of Duty (CoD for short) or other multiplayer games. Sometimes looks like a six pack.
#1 Hey dude, nice six pack! How did you get it?

#2 Dont tell anyone, but these are Call of Duty lines...

#1 Oh, well it really looks like a six pack.

#2 Yea i play CoD too much.
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