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Urban Dictionary

hand jov 

an alternative name for the well known 'hand job'
hand jov is used as a cover up for hand job as we all know when someone says hand job too loudly a few eyes can be rasied.
now with this new word the awkward situation be avoided.

also just saying hand jov when your name happens to be jov
always gets a few laughs.
instead of getting 'hand job' on the back of your yr 12 jumper
one may get 'hand jov' instead.
because 'hand job' is too obvious and will be disallowed by crazy teachers whereas 'hand jov' can be pleaded as innocent. (shifty eyes)
hand jov by yov September 26, 2009

Short n' Curly 

Pubic Hair
I found a short n' Curly in my soup.

Manny wood 

Sometimes confused as the town new LA Dodger Manny Ramirez now plays for (a extremely witty version of "Hollywood"), it is quite literally Manny's wood, an allusion to Manny's penis, albeit small, and often resulting in humorous, misunderstood conversational exchanges with idiotic Dodger fans.
Eric: I wish I was in Manny wood right now!
Jeremy: Wait... what??
Eric: You know, the new Hollywood!
Jeremy: That doesn't even make sense. Do you even know what wood is?
Eric: Uhh, like from trees...
Jeremy: You ever heard of morning wood or anything?
Eric: Um no.
Jeremy: ...
Manny wood by Godfather329 February 18, 2009
Have intercourse with atleast one of each of following races; - White, Black, Brown, Asian, Mixed Race & Hispanic. Then collect poll data, line graphs and a written conclusion of your findings.
‘Let’s go Ibiza and do TheLegacy’ said Joshua
TheLegacy by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020

Oliver Heulin

What else did you expect I meant he’s literally been in the news for noncing kids some would call him Steven tries
A:fuck it that nonce Oliver Heulin

B:Yea isn’t he like Steven tries cousin?
A:nah probably his dad
Similar to yoga. A sport for men who are not manly enough to do real sports.
Claire: So do you play any sports?
Eoin : I do yoga for men..
Claire: You mean yogay?

Eoin: Exactly
Yogay by Clairecorcs88 December 27, 2015
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