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Unfrosted 

Ha! I was going to make that exact joke except in reverse!
Hym "I was going to say 'What, was this written by daily wire?' Unfrosted? The Jerry Seinfeld thing? Yeah, terrible! It's- I gotta start doing these as soon as I think of them. I would be getting beat to the punch like this if I sat down and did them as soon as I though of them.... BUT I HAVE TO WORK.... AT PLACES WHERE I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO BE BECAUSE I CREATED A.I. AND AM A GENIUS... And I can only take so many bathroom breaks to write shit down and then I get out of work and forget. This sucks. I need to hurry up and murder these kids! I am really dragging things out but, you know, Blue lock has another season coming out..."
Unfrosted by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
A 'Tian' is a person who is too scared to face their own problems.
A: He didn't say anything to my confession..
B: He's such a Tian.
Tian by anonymous May 19, 2022

Cigaracist 

An individual who rejects the offer of another persons cigarette based on inferior, or non-preferred brand or quality.
Cigaracist: "Excuse me, you wouldn't have a spare cigarette would you?"

Supplier: "Yeah dude, here you go (pulls out packet and opens)"

Cigaracist: "Oh, you smoke Lucky Mike's? Thanks anyway man, but I'll go and ask someone else"
Cigaracist by bedroom_shrink June 2, 2012

geosocial support 

Geosocial support is the perception and actuality that one is cared for in all areas of the world, has assistance available from other people regardless of location, and that one is part of a supportive social network which has a global reach. These supportive resources can be emotional (e.g., caring), tangible (e.g., financial assistance), informational (e.g., advice, technical support), or companionship (e.g., sense of belonging). Like Social support, Geosocial support can be measured as the perception that one has assistance available from any location on earth, the actual received assistance (non dependent on location), or the degree to which a person is integrated in a geosocial network with a shared location. Geosocial support can come from many sources, such as family, friends, associates, colleagues, organizations, coworkers, etc. Geosocial support is cross cultural and transcends language barriers
Land surveyors in history had a difficult time finding answers to their problems in the field, until one day land surveyors united in the name of Geosocial Support and now they can solve problems with the collaborative social support of their associates around the world, without worrying about language barriers.
geosocial support by whalewail July 18, 2012

I could put a fist through that 

A phrase used to agree with someone, say something is cool, or say a girl is attractive.
Hey dude wanna go boarding this weekend?

Reply: Yea I could put a fist through that.

Bro what do you think of the girl in the booth behind me.
Reply: Yea the blond one I could put a fist through that.

Quid Bone Bro

When you get your booty call to score you something you need.
She wanted to come over and bang but I was out of weed so I made her bring some, quid bone bro.
Quid Bone Bro by mtnthc October 17, 2016

sleptigarious 

(-ly) adv.--something done subversively, sneakily, and with no small amount of luck and cleverness.

adj.--One who is subversive, but not with any particular goal in mind
Paul sleptigariously moved the spatula behind the toaster.
sleptigarious by ViyhMike September 5, 2003
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