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Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

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Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies
Plastic wax by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
Chevron patterned, simply southern, ugg wearing, vineyard vines, softball playing, stuck up women that everyone knows. They can usually be found wearing a Patagonia pullover and carrying a yeti cup with a really tacky and colorful monogramon it. These women are very basic so don’t expect anything but chevron patterns and the same popular southern brands. Everything they own WILL have a monogram on it. From towels to keychains to boots, they won’t be hard to spot. It’s not preppy, it’s tacky. If you don’t know a chevron then you probably are one. And if you are one, please rethink your style choices. Branch out. Don’t be simply southern, be extraordinarily unique.
Oh wow that bumper sticker is really chevron...

Yeah his family was great but his mom is a big chevron.

Her outfit is kinda cute? I don’t know. It looks kinda chevron to me.
Chevron by Emilio Augustus February 13, 2018

traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.
I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.
traffic accident by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010

Emo Screamers 

The tight-ass (women's) pants that emo guys wear.
Me: Look at that those emo screamers. What straight guy would wear pants that tight?

Buddy: Yeah, he probably hates his parents and cuts in the dark.
The cuss word shit, or the poop.
1. Holy Shit

The biggest shit you've ever seen.

2. Marker Shit

It leaves a mark on the toilet

3. Ghost shit

You feel the shit come out, but it's not there

4. Turtle shit

The shit comes out and then comes back in, you can't let it come out!

5. Mexican Shit

Too much Mexican food, can lead to extremely poisonous toxic shit gas.

6. No Shit

You need to go shit, but you can't.

7. Fart Shit

It feels like you really need to go shit, feels like a solid, but all that comes out is a fart.

8. Peter Griffin Shit

You fart, at the same time you shit

9. Smell Shit

Very Smelly

10. Caught Shit

When you flush the toilet, it's gone, but when someone else enters, it's there

11. ForgotToFlushShit

You forgot you flushed the toilet, but you are too lazy to check.

12. Caught Shit

You just simply forgot to flush, and you get caught
Shit by TheChaoticDuck February 9, 2014
"you see that eli over there"
eli by smalldick27 August 26, 2020
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