murk

To delete or edit a comment on the internet, so that no one else can read what you originally wrote.

"I don't know why these guys are arguing; I guess one of them murked the post that started this whole fight."

murk by GregNog July 9, 2009

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dawntrell

A man with a huge dick and can make you cum and choke you in secounds

damn dawntrell can fuck good

dawntrell by vibez... December 3, 2018

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Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

Cripple Cream Flogger by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

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Farter The Kid

"Farter The Kid" is the name of an individual who is a proud member of the "Fart Boys." Farter The Kid prides himself upon his ability to fart not only numerous times a day, but also the horrid stench that emits when he rips. He does not only rip farts, as he also rips rap beats. As he writes numerous hip-hop tracks about his life, and of course, farting.

"Farter the Kid" thats my mothaf***ing title, my Dad farts too, hes my mothaf***ing idol.

Farter The Kid by Fart boys December 11, 2009

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Swagslap

Thoroughly beating someone's ass in style, rather by means of verbal or physical persuasion of the highest and harshest degree.

Nigga, yo girl say you ain't shit but a bitchboy. No clue. No swag. No money. No style. You need ta be fuckin' swagslapped like tha lil bitch you are!

Swagslap by iamtha1 August 2, 2009

tit wank

When a woman pushes her tits together, and the man slides his cock in between and thrusts (as you do) resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace

"Slide your hard dick in between my fat baps and I'll give you a tit wank! Oh! and I get a present aswell! You know how I love pearls!"

tit wank by Anonymous May 15, 2003

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fauxmocracy

1. A democracy that is not a real democracy, but the illusion of one.
2. A political system with some aspects of democracy, but not a full-fledged one.

Examples of this are: totalitarian dictatorships that hold show trials and rigged elections, or countries like the United States that have aspects like the Electoral College as safeguards against a true democracy.

Many people feel America is a fauxmocracy because the electoral college has too much power.
Those elections have been rigged for the last 5 years. Talk about a fauxmocracy!
The people themselves can't vote on laws, thats such a fauxmocracy.

fauxmocracy by Christina S January 9, 2008

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