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Politically Correct 

The term for any word or phrase that doesn't offend a group of people.
How to be politically correct
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As long as you don't have any prejudices about a group of people then you will be naturally politically correct. The term is mostly popular with those who are hateful and think that being polite to someone is the same thing as surrendering to someone.

Conversation about being politically correct
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Cashier: Happy holidays!

Christian Customer: Don't you mean "merry Christmas"? You don't have to be politically correct.

Cashier: No, this is a grocery store that welcome to all people so we don't assume every person who buys from us to be Christian.
Politically Correct by iluvluvbid January 7, 2012
Educated Black Person; African American college alumni; they are usually politically aware; they enjoy baked chicken, mega churches, jazz, neo-soul, natural hair, organic food, and have undoubtedly attended an HBCU, or they at least know what one is. They also love gated communities to keep out the UEBPs.
An upper-midle class citizen of the Black community is an EBP.
EBP by SMASH3000 May 1, 2008

Eleanor Calder 

Louis Tomlinson’s Ex-beard. It was time for all to live and let live.
Did you hear Louis and Eleanor Calder split up? She’s was his Beard anyway… now Ex-beard.
Eleanor Calder by LTHS28_2022 February 23, 2022
kam lan pronounced as "come lan"

kam: suck

lan: cock (which lan ciao is full word)

It is a Hokkien(a Chinese dialect) word for cock sucking, literally.

It also means a cocksucker, nonsense, go to hell.
Example

As in cock sucking:
That girl likes to kam lan.

As in cocksucker:
Shit, you can ask him to kam lan

As in go to hell:
I think you better kam lan
kam lan by kuchingkia April 19, 2007

Moist Lad 

Someone of incredible sexual ability who is renowned for their enormous member which drags behind them as they walk
Joe: Oh hey did you know that Archie is a Moist Lad?
Jake: He does seem like he would be yeah...
Moist Lad by Moistlad24 November 13, 2019
A piggy piggy oink oink who loves to fake sick and never wants to see her boyfriend
Hey mattuch, you coming to school today,”cough, cough, kys
Mattuch by RUNEDUNE November 13, 2023

Kenmore Middle School 

Kenmore Middle School is a middle school in Arlington VA they are 60% Hispanic 20% white and 20% black but soon the white VSCO girls will take over. There are virtually no Asians if you are lucky you might find one. Spanish translation below. Kenmore Middle School es una escuela intermedia en Arlington VA, son 60% hispanas, 20% blancas y 20% negras, pero pronto las niñas VSCO blancas se harán cargo. Prácticamente no hay asiáticos si tienes suerte puedes encontrar uno.
Kenmore Middle School is so not white lmao
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