shittin' the ponce's pisser
shittin' the ponce's pisser by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009
Urban Dictionary
air pie
Today it usually means something like being ignored. During the Great Depression, the phrase was "eating air custard and wind pie"; that is, nothing to eat; going hungry.
JK by Mi_Ki_111113 January 23, 2021
strompa allemansrätten
A Swedish property-claiming practice where placing a sock on the inside door handle of a house or property establishes temporary possession, similar to squatters’ rights.
Strompa means sock or stocking, while allemansrätten is Sweden’s traditional “right of public access,” which gives people broad freedom to access and enjoy land and nature.
Strompa means sock or stocking, while allemansrätten is Sweden’s traditional “right of public access,” which gives people broad freedom to access and enjoy land and nature.
Joakim: “Hey, I got home from the pub and someone had placed a sock on my inside door handle?”
Leif: “Ah yes, that was me! I was using Strompa Allemansrätten to claim your property. You’ll need a court order to evict me now.”
Leif: “Ah yes, that was me! I was using Strompa Allemansrätten to claim your property. You’ll need a court order to evict me now.”
strompa allemansrätten by UrbanLegendDefinitions August 15, 2026
But I don't threaten kids though!
Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
But I don't threaten kids though! by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
bonanza
a state of well-being, state of plenty - derived after a famous country/western serial in which everything ended joyfully, and the mood was all-happy
Mongroom
At a party -
"Hey Daria do you mind if i go mong out in the mong room?"
"No Arnold, go for it"
"Thanks Daria"
"I was mongin out in the mongroom yesterday, was rad"
"Hey Daria do you mind if i go mong out in the mong room?"
"No Arnold, go for it"
"Thanks Daria"
"I was mongin out in the mongroom yesterday, was rad"
Mongroom by the monger January 21, 2013