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A combination of witty and ditzy used to describe someone who is either smart enough to know how to act dumb or someone so dumb they're actually kind of smart.
Elle Woods is totally witzy.
witzy by righton12345 September 22, 2004

Droolmaxxing

The act of fully committing to a mindless, dopamine-drenched state — mouth open, brain off, completely checked out from reality — usually while watching short-form video or lost in your phone. Named after the viral drooling cat meme: a fried-looking cat with its mouth wide open and a big blue line of drool coming out, low-res on purpose, stupid on purpose. To droolmax is to stop performing and just be the cat: zero effort, zero shame, pure surrender to the scroll.
“Bro’s been droolmaxxing on TikTok for 3 hours, he doesn’t even know what day it is.”

“Nah I’m not depressed, I’m droolmaxxing. Different thing.”

“She caught me droolmaxxing at 2am and just left the room.”

Sticky Campbell 

A nickname given to a young male who's parents find his jerkoff rag under his bed.
Did you hear Lori found a sticky tshirt under Mikes bed ? What a Sticky Campbell !
Sticky Campbell by HQ 18-42 June 15, 2013
The hood slang word for "oil".
"Hey, can I get an earl change?" "My car needs some earl"
Earl by Earlchange January 8, 2014
Hey, get that pencil out of my bobo!
bobo by Fernando May 29, 2004

fancy lad 

An unimpressive rich person OR someone who behaves like one. Usually meets any of the following criteria:

a. they buy and own expensive things they dont really appreciate, simply because thats what other rich people buy (i.e. Ferraris, Harleys, pad in Bali)

b. they are useless to the rest of us.

c. we envy them
American adventurers preparing to raft a river in a foreign country. They are decked out with $10000 worth of titanium paddles, bright little suits, and gear from REI:
"these rapids are super class 9 alpha! maybe you should ride in our certified raft?"

Guide floating away in 20 year old canoe, smoking a cig:
"...fancy lads..."
fancy lad by johnjohn April 16, 2004
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