Hippocricket

To chastise someone for doing something that you yourself have also done.

Ryan: Clarence don't touch her hair you know she hates that.

Clarence: You are such a hippocricket, I saw you do it not 10min ago!!

Hippocricket by Geekslady March 14, 2011

beaver

another word for vagina or pussy

That bitch got a hairy beaver.

beaver by will beaver March 22, 2003

N.H.D.

Not. Happening. Dude.

When Paul Begala responded to the rumor that he was joining the Clinton campaign, he said, "N.H.D."

N.H.D. by Una Malachica January 9, 2009

uked

uked = puked. When you have just vomited. It’s nasty asf.

Oh shit, Kyle just fucking uked all over the sofa!

uked by sappysardene August 9, 2021

Ryan

A totally apeshit crow guy who bursts in on your day to day buisiness in Columbia. Who throws crows everywhere with no regard for anyone's safety. The crows peck, burn and caw like a scene kid being punched.

He spares no man, woman or child.

Guy 1: It was terrible. He threw crows at them until they were pecked to death. Then crows came out of their corpses, some of them were even electrified.
Guy 2: Yeah, that Ryan's really something

Ryan by ErectClown March 31, 2013

straight jacket porn

Anything crazy or twisted that ignites or fuels a person’s sexual interest.

He would wait for hours, just hoping that someone deranged would emerge from the darkened asylum so he could snap a pic and add it to his straight jacket porn collection.

straight jacket porn by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

victimoffate

30 year old nerd who plays wc3, made his wife a lesbian

victimoffate just got pwnt

victimoffate by MiGhTy-CuBe September 13, 2008

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