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mass ignore 

When you ignore all the strangers who sent you a friend request on facebook and you dont do anything with it until you get many of them.
Tom: "Who's Nancy Maelerarienagia? Who's Donna Supvenagoch? Whos's Lauren Yukaahtanan?"
Tom's girlfriend: "Mass ignore them."
mass ignore by wonderzipperwoman September 22, 2011

Tee Rizzley 

When someones rizz is so impeccable that you get the honor to be called "Tee Rizzley", In honor of the rapper Tee Grizzley.
(Person 1) Dang girl, you fart with that ass?
(Person 2) Bros him! Its TEE RIZZLEY
Tee Rizzley by Garfunklethegoat December 8, 2022

Dean Moore 

A great runner of parks, roads and backyards. The best father, husband and best friend. The braaier of steaks, master of webers and king of flattys. Not too bad with a circular saw.
Beer maker, cupboard builder and best 80’s music dancer.
Met a cool guy last night, he’s a total Dean Moore, the whole package
Dean Moore by Fishyfish81 May 8, 2021
God gamers who can mine and craft so hard in whatever game. Addicted to wrecking people in Minecraft earth servers.
Joe: Did you hear Snoe joined?
Jimmy: Oh no... we are screwed.
Sally: I heard he never dies.
Snoe by Bro what's this? December 13, 2021

retropour 

The phenomenon in which liquid, when poured from a container such as a bottle or cup, flows backward or opposite to the intended direction of pour. Often observed when the liquid briefly travels along the underside of the pouring vessel before dripping off.
She tried to pour the juice into the glass, but a retropour caused some to spill down the side of the bottle and onto the table.
retropour by descritifish August 17, 2023

vampirism 

Vampirism is the disease/ability described many ways throughout history creating Vampires. The main concept for vampirism can be someone who is drinking the blood of humans or animals, or someone draining the psychic energies of somebody else. Many sources tell of several accompanying attributes like fangs, pale skin, mild to severe allergy to sunlight, silver and garlic. Stories tell of ability to fly, shapeshift, about the need of coffins, immortality and vampires being living dead.

Many of these beliefs are myth or fiction but there lives a society claiming to be real vampires today, and they assert the following:

Vampirism is the disease or abilities related to vampires.
Vampirism can be conducted two ways. Either someone is turned (created by another vampire), or awakened (become one by him/herself in time). When someone shows the symptoms of being sensitive to sunlight, prefering to be awake during the night, having very acute senses, and instincts, somewhat resistant to common illness.. as well as having a thirst/hunger nothing seems to be able to ease, and an easily triggered 'secondary personality' the beast, who is violent, very temperamental, and impatient. V

Related to this community, vampirism DOESN'T mean immortality, death when contacting garlic, silver, or sunlight, blood tears, consumption of nothing but blood, sacred symbols are not lethal to- nor feared by vampires, they do show up in mirrors, they dont heal instantly, they are not all pale, not all beautiful, they're not all evil, and they dont live a secluded life away from human society.
A friend of mine conducted vampirism.
vampirism by [Sanguine] August 23, 2006