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1.an intermediate platform in a staircase
2.structure providing a place where boats can land people or goods
3.the act of coming down to the earth (or other surface)
4.the act of coming to land after a voyage
1.Bob's house had a beautiful landing.
2.The boat comes in at 3pm at the third landing.
3.The plane made a smooth landing.
4.The landing after the voyage was perfect.
landing by DavidW December 31, 2006
Known as Camelnaldo, Cashinaldo, Or underwear employee who claims to be the best footballer. His only real skills are Tap ins and Penalty, the rest are wannabe scissor feints aka penaldo stepovers and useless chop. His achievement are Dubai d'or, instagram award, bayern robbed ucls, and best diver of the year. He's known of crying in the pitch, ghosting in penalty box thinking he is a fox in the box player, hunting birds at free kick, the second best diver behind Neymar, and so on. He's a statpadder for scoring Norwich, Ahmad FC, Crotone in his club profile while in national profile, he loves to score lithuania, faroe islands or Andorra, scaring these locals to fear and trauma.

His fan are delusionals by Penaldo who came as a real fan into a plastic fan since in Real Madrid and changes team everytime he join on another league team. Known as Penaldogs, they cry on Messi everytime he did something good such as winning World Cup. They think World Cup is equal as Golden Boot. No need to further it, they have an IQ of a 5 year old child. A general information for this guy, the best benchwarmer and finished

Conclusion, he is now statpadding in Saudi Arabia and scoring goals and penalties against esport FC on construction workers
Person 1 "obviously he's finished"
Person 2 "ikr now Penaldo is on walai talai FC and scoring goals against 7th division team"
Penaldo by RiddlemanOfEpic February 16, 2023
Some very angry Canadian birds popularized through a game and memes.
Mess with Honk Goose and you get the bonk

igglybuffing 

The act slapping your balls against a youth, and proceeding to cum on them.
That bitch at school was annoying me, so I am igglybuffing her tomorrow.
igglybuffing by joey_balls2121 March 14, 2023

tacktack 

1. An Ecstasy tablet often consumed by degen types. Often procured via the aquisition services of a middleman
"Hookus a tacktack? I feel like getting down! Yeah!"
tacktack by ffmmmmfmm September 26, 2005

Flowerpot 

That one person in your school that always raises their hand when the teacher asks a question. Sometimes flower pots are found obnoxious.
Me: God Lilly is such a flowerpot.

Sarah: what I didn't know Lilly was a flowerpot?!
Me: yeah since the day I saw her in class she was such a flowerpot.
Flowerpot by Recessparking October 12, 2016
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