Flowerpot

A term of endearment native to Northern England - similar to love, dear, pet, etc. Mostly used by parents or grandparents for their children/grandchildren.

Hello, my flowerpot! How are you?

by Aslan_63 October 18, 2010

Flowerpot

A girl who is pretty on the outside but has nothing of substance on the inside.

Bob: Shawty cute…
Joe: Yeah, too bad she a flowerpot though.

by LolWut098 September 26, 2021

flowerpotting

The act of shoving two or more fingers up one's own anus for pleasure.

Person #1: Hey, did you hear about that guy flowerpotting himself last night?
Person #2: Yeah, he told me it was quite painful.

by Nick C. May 11, 2006

flowerpot

A homosexual male or gay man

Any man that sleep with little boys is a flowerpot too.

by A J Dunn January 27, 2008

sloppy flowerpot

The act of pooping on a girls vagina during her period cycle than watering it down with a good piss

Your a good gardener girl. Do you want to to come over later and I can give you a sloppy flowerpot

by Buckfucker May 11, 2015

Ben and Jen the flowerpot men

The sexiest couple ever, despite the fact they argue over who loves each other more, it has been proven countless times that it is infact Ben who loves Jen more. It is believed they will spend FOREVER together!

Have you seen Ben and Jen the flowerpot men today?

by kljwelkfjewklf December 9, 2008

Kentucky Flowerpot

The use of an old Toilet Bowl as a flowerpot. Commonly found in the front yard.

Did you see Bubba’s house? He has a Kentucky Flowerpot with hydrangeas by the garage.

by I’mBehindYou August 27, 2025