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Monday fail 

When you arrive home at sunday night and stress about the things you have to do for tomorrow such as an exam you had to learn for wich you didn't do earlier, because either your friends called you or there was an awesome party.

You're so tired that you fall asleep, and wake up seeing it's 7:00am. Assuming that you can sleep a little bit longer, you turn your alarm off.

You wake up slowly, you open your eyes slowly really slowly when you see the number 1 your eyes suddenly snap open! It's 1:00pm!! you screwed up.

You rush down to the bathroom, you have no time to shower but to wash your face, you probably leave without brushing your teeth and forgot your school I.D card at home. You arrive at school, man what a monday fail.
Lindsay: What's up with Josh, he smells and has a bad breath.. he doesn't look so well.
Ray: Obvious monday fail is obvious.
Monday fail by Sachimaru! December 14, 2009

morgan webb 

Super hott co-host of a popular tv show on G4 tv.
what hasn't been said about Morgan Webb thats been said about Olivia Munn?
morgan webb by HellfireCC August 15, 2008
my lover, goes to school away from me
hey i cannot wait for mema to get home....she has been getting her learn on
mema by rem December 15, 2004

Coronaslapped 

Having your life or your plans hassled, altered or severely inconvenienced indirectly or directly due to the Coronavirus.
Travelers who spent all night at the airport just to find out they are now quarantined for 2 weeks have been Coronaslapped.
Mark Cuban and the NBA got Coronaslapped real hard.
Coronaslapped by DiddyPop2020 March 13, 2020

Timititis 

A rare medical condition in males where the man cannot achieve an erection and other parts of the body are cringy suck as the hand . Other symptoms are a limp
"I would have had sex with that guy at the bar , but he has Timititis."
Timititis by Akcerron April 4, 2020
The act of getting completely crunk (usually with bankers club) and going wild then passing out
Eric- "Hey Finn look at Timo, I think he got to bonkers because he just pissed on Tom's rug and now he is asleep"
Bonkers by Frederick Crumster October 22, 2009

Discountinnit 

A shit version of tommyinnit or someone who acts like tommyinnit
‘Who’s that?’
‘That’s discountinnit’
Discountinnit by Thatgaymcytwatcher September 9, 2021
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