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Cock and Poodle Too 

How the bitch of a red ass punk snitched on my other two homies. Dog and chicken.
"Now I know this is a difficult thing to do Mr. Campbell... But can you identify the other assailants in the courtroom for us."
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"

jack and jill 

Rhyming slang for a pill. Commonly referring to Ecstasy.
You know anywhere I can score some Jack and Jills mate?
jack and jill by Bergertron July 10, 2005
A site where dumbasses post about their boring ass life talking about shit no one cares about. There is also social justice warriors/13 year old white girls who love applebees, these dumbasses will hate on their own race taking on white guilt that is stupid because they themselves are not involved in those actions, dont forget they are mostly dream stans who dox your ass if an 8 year old says the n-word or gets their pronouns wrong acting like they are the perfect person. They will draw inappropriate fan art of underage people like Dreams friends, twist and take words out of context to cancel people and no one does research on that tweet even if they have changed as a person. They will also say that black people cant be racist which is bullshit everyone can and the verified checkmark is like an ultra dumbass video game buff that makes you say the most retarded shit ever.
Person 1: did you hear what Demi Lovato said on Twitter?
Person 2: the thing about the word alien being offensive? Yeah she's fucking stupid
Twitter by Heroin addict October 21, 2021
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Nadia by anonymous November 21, 2021

Ball Armour 

Ball armour is chain mail which is set upon a ring that goes over the shaft of the penis and hangs at the base around its girth exuding a chain mail apron below to cover ones balls.
Ball armour is required around bitchy girlfriends/wives/fiancees who want to run your life into the ground and demand the right to call the shots on all sections of your life including who you are friends with, what you wear, what decor you have, what you can do on the weekend etc.
Once ball armour is secured in place behind outer garments these bitches are simultaneously muted. Though they may still rage around you even perhaps trying to spank you into some sort of submission they will actually now just be like a bad tv programme and no longer audible or able to physically harm.
Slowly they fade off scene and one realises that ball armour has again made life pleasant as you remember when life was simple easy and enjoyable and just be your unique joyful self.
Friends of Joe: Hey Joe we are going out on Saturday are you coming
Joe : I will have to run it past chick
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
Joe : You don't know how she gets!!!! (Starts crying) WTF is ball armour????

Female platonic friend of Joe: Hey Joe how is your sore foot
Joe : Really bad thanx for asking
Female platonic friend of Joe: Thats too bad
Joe: Hey I have to get off the phone chick is about to cut my balls off for talking to you
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
Ball Armour by wordfromyamumma January 29, 2014
A widely enjoyed mixed drink originally from Danville, Virginia. Through years of production, the recipe has remained the same: Mixed to your preference - Vodka (preferably orange flavored), fruit punch, and a slice of orange. The Stav's counterpart, the Lavve, is a similar drink which is made by mixing (again to your preference) Vodka, lime juice, fruit punch, and a slice of lime.

Currenty, both the Stav and the Lavve are the premier drinks of "Bonelandia", a small fraternity within Danville. The creater of these masterpieces and one of the founders of "Bonelandia", The Stav Himself, is a resident of Danville and is, to this day, the only person to know the secret to making a perfect Stav.
Those Stavs were so strong, it only took two of them for me to get completely sloshed.
Stav by The Stav Himself January 25, 2009
Christian rapper Lecrae's 4th studio album. He paralleled the healing qualities of the Christian life to entering a rehabilitation center.
Just got that hot Rehab album! Cop that!
Rehab by Xoria7 January 9, 2011
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