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snape kills dumbledore

The major internet fad of 2005. Spawned off many ytmnd sites. Its two mediums where pictures and video:

Pictures:
Someone got ahold of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince before it was supposed to be released to the public and scanned pages 596, 597, and 606 to prove that Snape killed Dumbledore. The pictures spread like wildfire and ruined many Harry Potter fan's lives.

Video: Someone videotaped(poorly I might add) himself driving past a crowded bookstore at 1am and shouting "Snape kills Dumbledore!" at all the Harry Potter fans outside, ruining the story for them.
1: d00d have u read t3h harry pott3r yet
2: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PAGE606PWNED
1: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG u n00b

Driver: Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore!
Girl: Ooooooooooh you bitch! Bitch!
snape kills dumbledore by inbe August 26, 2005
Basically some dude from probably England started a religion on getting absolutely shitfaced and changed his name to Vocatus... As you do.
Should I get hammered tonight to impress Vocatus?
Vocatus by Unknown potentially November 25, 2021
a crying wank
crying + wanking = cranking
Jeff: Last night i was feeling lonely so i cranked until i crymaxed
crank by sexypistol December 25, 2011

kill haole day 

An event where islanders beat up white kids for the sole purpose of hearing the scream

Happens on the last day of school
“Better watch out, it’s kill Haole day tomorrow.
“I know. I’m skipping Chemistry class so I can stay away from the jocks
kill haole day by TheNERD808 December 3, 2018

The Soggy Waffle Game 

When a group of males sit in a circle, surrounding a waffle/biscuit/cookie and continually masturbate until everyone has ejaculated on the waffle. The last person to ejaculate then has to eat the waffle.
Man..... I got to play The Soggy Waffle Game last night, and i had to eat it at least 3 times.

liquidiction 

the addiction to liquid consumed, usually alcohol.
man, that guy just can't please his liquidiction.
liquidiction by bendi March 12, 2008

beasting 

Vb: An act of shaming perpetrated by aggressively rubbing one’s crouch on the back of another’s head.
An example of beasting: to get todd back for being such a douche, ray beasted him until the back of his head bled.
beasting by J-Whiz May 20, 2007
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