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vibrating bobby

A large, smooth sex toy that has the capability to vibrate a different speeds. Must have an image of sir bobby robson printed on it

Loved by all especially by people who's name begins with 'K' or 'J'
"We are gonna get Kerry a vibrating bobby for her birthday!"
Alekss is a gentle and loving guy, he is loyal and would never want to hurt those around him, he can be very overprotective but sensitive at the same time.Alekss would be the kinda guy that you would want to see if your feeling down he could change a froun into a smile in seconds and remove all worrying, his smiles are like sunshine and are as bright as the happiness in your heart, if you are lucky to meet an Alekss then you have been blessed, if you are friends with him then you are even luckier and special but if you are dating an Alekss then you have all luck and power on your side and it’s gonna be a good time. If you ever betray or hurt an Alekss you would soon after feel ashamed and want to apologise, but seeing an Alekss sad is heart breaking and would make you wanna help.
Friend: Damn look at that happy guy
Friend 2: Oh it’s Alekss again can’t wait too see him he brings light and joy to everything
Alekss by Ray ♡ Ray June 14, 2019

Wanna be a Fuckboy but can't 

A guy who dying to lick the clit but can't cause he don't got the pull and is that doot.
Matt wanna be a Fuckboy but can't

The Maury Povich Show 

An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.

Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:

Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
The Maury Povich Show by GenZExpert September 28, 2024

Virginatalia 

A penis or vagina that has not been seen or touched by the outside world.
"Maggie has a Virginatalia. What a fucking nun."
Virginatalia by MC SPINNER June 15, 2014

tap the keg 

Man, all of that lemonade makes me want to tap the keg again.
tap the keg by Steve September 11, 2003
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