Urban Dictionary: tap the keg

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Drinking a large quantity of adult beverages and succumbing to the urge to urinate.

Once I tap the keg, I have to pee after every beer.

by Apocalyptimaniac September 24, 2005

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2

To drink large quantities of alcoholic beverages, especially at frat house parties.

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Let's tap the keg tonight and party.

by Timmington September 23, 2010

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to fuck a fat bitch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your dick wet has set in.

that bitch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don't you go tap the keg

by Weigel June 28, 2005

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Man, all of that lemonade makes me want to tap the keg again.

by Steve September 11, 2003

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