The Best He Will Ever Have.

A crude, racist asshole who thinks his own stupid, random, inside jokes that no one else but his gay friends get are hilarious. He probably also likes men.

Synonym for hungover (adjective.)

The near death feeling you get the morning after you drink too much.

1. Non-functioning.
2. Physically and mentally wrecked.

A man who will go on about muffins in weird ways, maybe sexual, maybe not. He has fantasies of many politicians, he can name every federal senator.

The coolest dog that ever lived.

Dracut is a town in Northern Massachusetts that often receives hate on Urban Dictionary, the reason of which is unknown.

People tend to not think and post faulty "definitions" because they are unsatisfied with their own town, or they lost a football game.

It also has a rundown High School which is currently undergoing renovations.