skeeos

pigeons...if you dont know dont ask

you foget dem skeeos

by p-knuckle May 6, 2004

skeeos

An guy names skeeos got in the wall he died and couldnt get out of the wall rip 2002 to 2019
i will miss you skeeos :(
i love you homie full homo bb

ww#8316

skeeos is dead because of the fence >:(!

by skeeos October 1, 2019

skeeser

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

by angry irish January 9, 2007

skeetsahut

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand

dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today

by cabajul January 10, 2011

Skeetosis

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.

Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."

by Delatorre April 8, 2011

skeeses

a hoe; a person that wants only relations and not a relationship

Many hoes and whores can be considered skeeses

by alypd January 15, 2007

SKEEO

A female usualy with hoe-ish tendencies

Yo look at that skeeo with the fat ass

by Mardi January 13, 2007