Donald Trump

The worst fucking president the United States has ever had. He has a tiny centimeter long shriveled up penis and hands about the same size. He also fucks his own daughters and grabs them by the pussy. He has only got elected because Putin hacked the election in exchange for Trump sucking his dick.

"Breaking news trump has been elected as the 45th president of the USA"
Guy 1: "FUCK YOU Donald Trump!!!"
Guy 2: *shoots him self

Guy 3: Yeah Trump is the best I want to have sex with him!
Guy 1 beats the shit out of guy 3

Donald Trump by Yo Papi March 12, 2017

bonerkill

1 : when one, in the midst of sexual arousal, views something that causes an immediate termination in arousal

2 : any material that is deemed completely unarousing or sexually disturbing

"Dude, that picture of your grandma naked was total bonerkill."

bonerkill by Vanov March 16, 2005

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Waldadash

A fictional being that has avatar the last airbender vibes (bends earth, water, fire, and air) and has a craving for human flesh.

"The dirt waldadash dug a hole and I looked down it and there's an entire burrow down there"

Waldadash by Don't fucking do it November 20, 2020

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Pussuffocation

Murder by suffocating someone with your pussy while they are performing oral sex

The dude died by pussuffocation because the crazy bitch wouldn’t let him come up for air.

Pussuffocation by Pickle Ramos February 8, 2025

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Geemer

A cute crawly critter from Metroid, it is very undangerous but can still cause an early death to Samus.

The Geemer crawls over the ceiling

Geemer by Geemer December 12, 2003

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Jamesburg Smorgasbord

This occurs when 3 or more men and 1 or fewer women are laying on the same bed in an upstairs apartment in Jamesburg, NJ. It is named this because of the large variety of man-meats to choose from

we all woke up hungry with a hangover, but soon our bellies were full from the Jamesburg Smorgasbord.

Jamesburg Smorgasbord by Donkey Dong December 12, 2008

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Bucky Tard

When someone believes that Buckfast tonic wine is “sweeter” based on the machine number on the back. Some say the bucky gets to their head and causes this.

"Can you believe that Bucky Tard over there? He thinks the number 1 is more sweet than a 32. Swear to god matthew is a Bucky Tard"

Bucky Tard by Jackamo45 April 25, 2021

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Urban Dictionary

Donald Trump

bonerkill

Waldadash

Pussuffocation

Geemer

Jamesburg Smorgasbord

Bucky Tard