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Urban Dictionary

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
Money by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
The most sexiest man you will ever meet always makes you like he is so charming at hott unlike anyone else he is the best person youll ever meet i love a good christian
Girl 1. That boy christian is so hott

Girl 2. Hes my girl

Girl 1. No no no no no so hott
Christian by Jeffop June 17, 2019

Pearl Jam 

A pearl colored substance with the consistency of Jam.

semen cum jiz
She fashioned a Pearl Necklace, out of his Pearl Jam.
Pearl Jam by Real Pseudonym March 14, 2019

Navan Lads 

Young LADS that would lay down their lives for the town of Navan, often Travelling many kilometers to underage discos in search of 'Scraps'(fights) and Young-one's for the Shift. Navan LADS often referr to each other as "Head" to symbolise Respect to the other person. Navan is Hated by the surrounding towns E.g Kells, Trim and Athboy because they just can't bait the Navan men at Gaelic football, and their towns are smaller and are made up of mostly farms and full of "Innocent Boys" especially in Kells.

NavanLAD-4-Life.
Kells Boy 1: Them Navan LADS are big lads.

Kells Boy 2: I know I'm Scared Shitless of them because were innocent boys lets get out of here.
Navan Lads by NavanLAD-4-Life July 15, 2011
While walking in the park one day, I waxed my johnny
waxing by GM July 30, 2003

The Dude 

The act of mistaking butt fucking(anal sex) for when two or more people pull their pants or shorts off and go on to rub their butt's together for pleasure.
Brent- Hey girl, do u want to butt fuck?
Girl- you mean anal?
Brent- Yeah.
Girl- okay(pulls pants down)
Brent- (pulls pants down and rubs his butt on his partners butt)
Girl What the hell are you doing!
Brent- This isnt butt fucking?
Girl- No
Brent- Dude really?
Girl- I cant believe i just got "The Dude"
The Dude by Brent Z Dode January 12, 2011

curdlehurst 

The act of drinking a woman's breast milk during intercourse and then spitting it back into her mouth.
He curdlehursted her after removing her clothes.
curdlehurst by Poppycock909 August 13, 2010
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