GM's definitions

DSO

Short for Doggie Style Only. Used to refer to women who from the rear view look extremely attractive, but the front view looks more like she's ran into the back of a truck.
Generally used as a secret men's business tool, when one male only has a rear view and the other has seen the front...

Male 1: DSO?
Male 2: Yeah definitely DSO, hope you got a paper bag man!!

by GM October 14, 2004

bum crumpet

A toastable anally administered hot snack

"Has someone toasted a bum crumpet ?"

by GM March 25, 2003

Full Metal Alchemist

A anime that is way better and mor einteresting than Inu-Yasha, Inuyasha has a retarded plot which they have to get some jewel. Just buy a freaking jewel from the store goddamnit. FullMetal alchemistis one of the best anime ever and will always be better than queer ass INu-Yasha (which the characters always die and somehow come back to life).

Full metal alchemist pwnz all

by GM November 30, 2006

wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003

stoating

To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.

Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.

by GM January 2, 2005

futch

Instead of sayin fuck.

Where the Futch is he?

by GM April 30, 2004

tepi

Deriving from Zep Tepi, in the ancient Egyptian, which meant "the splendid place of the first time". The godess Tepi often provided a safe haven for sexual novices. This gave rise to a cult of the modern-day Tepian society, now manifested in the corporate entity 'TepiCorp'.

Geez, I'd like to bang Tepi!

See Tepi ball
see TepiCorp
see waxing

by GM April 14, 2004