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futch

Where the Futch is he?
by GM April 30, 2004
mugGet the futchmug.

tepi ball

A 'tepi ball' is scored by throwing a tennis ball from the baseline of a tennis court through a basketball hoop placed at the other baseline on a tennis court (ie.a full court shot). Hitting a 'tepi ball' means gives one credit towards sleeping with tepi 9the nickname for my dear wife)
GM just score another tepi ball - you fool!
by GM September 10, 2003
mugGet the tepi ballmug.

DSO

Short for Doggie Style Only. Used to refer to women who from the rear view look extremely attractive, but the front view looks more like she's ran into the back of a truck.
Generally used as a secret men's business tool, when one male only has a rear view and the other has seen the front...
Male 1: DSO?
Male 2: Yeah definitely DSO, hope you got a paper bag man!!
by GM October 14, 2004
mugGet the DSOmug.

bum crumpet

A toastable anally administered hot snack
"Has someone toasted a bum crumpet ?"
by GM March 25, 2003
mugGet the bum crumpetmug.

waxing

While walking in the park one day, I waxed my johnny
by GM July 30, 2003
mugGet the waxingmug.

Full Metal Alchemist

A anime that is way better and mor einteresting than Inu-Yasha, Inuyasha has a retarded plot which they have to get some jewel. Just buy a freaking jewel from the store goddamnit. FullMetal alchemistis one of the best anime ever and will always be better than queer ass INu-Yasha (which the characters always die and somehow come back to life).
by GM November 30, 2006
mugGet the Full Metal Alchemistmug.

wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.
michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95
by GM September 10, 2003
mugGet the wax merchantmug.

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