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Colorado Carpetbagger 

Hundreds of thousands of people moved to Colorado, especially Denver and Colorado Springs, starting in 2014 for the legal weed and generous government benefits. Colorado

Carpetbaggers are entitled, obnoxious, pushy people throwing around their money in designer yoga pants while driving either a Subaru or a Mercedes-Benz.

These people paid premium rental prices so they could open and work in MJ dispensaries or grow centers starting in 2015 and totally drove housing prices through the roof. Colorado is now an state with "a very 'high' cost of living" and a burgeoning homeless problem to boot....Go away Colorado Carpetbagger.
Colorado Carpetbaggers come here, exploit this cool fun city , drive irresponsibly while overrunning the natives, and leaving them where natives can't afford to live here. They take advantage of the kind polite folks by making demands and then complain about the price later.

So Take your entitled Colorado Carpetbagger ass back to where you came from. Then Colorado Carpetbagger, get a real job where nobody subsides you and driving while you are stoned is illegal.

Flutterina 

A fairy-sona of Double Trouble from She-ra. Need some help? Don't call her. She's gonna steal your phone.
Y/N: I need help!
Flutterina: I can help!
Y/N: Nevermind
Flutterina by Itz_Glitchy_Kate November 29, 2023
Kayden is a name used to describe a horny and sexually frustrated young male. Similar to the term fuck boy or a Stifler; Kayden can be given as a quick reference to a persons desire to releave themselves sexually as soon as possible. Used in conjunction with a person who is exhibiting the behaviour can be referred to as a case of the Kaydens if it is only a passing feeling experienced by an individual.
“ if you keep acting like that, we will start having to call you Kayden”
“ you’re a real Kayden at the moment”

“ leave her alone ya Kayden”
Kayden by Jim jam jom January 5, 2024

sex object 

someone who is used by another person just for sex. Nothing more and nothing less.
matt: what ya up too?
courtney: nothing
matt: wanna have sex?
courtney: ok, now?
matt: ya
courtney: be right over
sex object by charlie April 11, 2005
An abbreviation for spontaneous fuck. Someone you would have sex with instantaneously, regardless of the circumstances. Usually the person is famous (although not necessarily).
"Man I'd like to nail Scarlett Johansson, she is totally my spofu!"
spofu by Dan "the man" Klein December 16, 2008

The Knickerbocker 

When you lay a fat brick of shit in shower then proceed to lay a fat pearl necklace on top of it. Ending in a waffle stomp down the drain.
Dude! Last weekend at the concert Zach executed the knickerbocker then moonwalked his feet dry. Sounds pretty gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! (In Mickeys Voice)

Valorant 

Valorant, 5 v 5 games with people that has a 100 second reaction time.
Man this guy has gay reaction timing in this valorant game
Valorant by DingSingSong March 11, 2021
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