zyander

Zyander is the strangest individual you'll ever encounter. they both look like a full grown man yet sound 10 years old. they have no rizz yet have endless discord kittens. they are both male and female. they are both the most gay person you'll ever meet and the straightest and most homophobic. he is both everything and nothing.

I dont understand them they are a total zyander.

by Not_Funny65 January 29, 2024

zander ermold

Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.

Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!

by Mechanicore tank of doom! September 16, 2019

Zander

The chicken nugget Lord and savior (aka our true god)

Loves doggos and is very Zander

by killmewithbleachpleaseiwanttod November 23, 2016

Zander

To protect

Warrior man

I named my Dog zander cause he protects me

by the nugget lord September 8, 2018

Zander

The lord of all meatballs, God of earth, Also known as the almighty Pizza Commander

"i wish i was as cool as Zander"

by MyNameIsZanderBITCH June 15, 2018

Zaander

vb. To correct someone's grammar, especially in an instance where incorrect grammar is intentionally used.

Don't zaander me fool, when I say "is you gonna play basketball," I mean, "is you gonna play basketball," not "are you going to play basketball."

by Mickey's Retaliation April 6, 2007

Zander

Zander’s yeet random things across the room. That is why you stay away from them.

Person 1: did you see that Zander yeet that bottle across the room?
Person1: no I was in the toilet.

by YayALlama August 7, 2019