zutes 

means a spliff or joint but can be used when something good happens or shit goes to plan

1st man: sick party next week fam
2nd man : zutes!!!

zutes by don1991 January 20, 2010

Case of the Zubes

Being hyper as a kid and running on a circle around a house

Oh no! I have a bad case of the Zubes

Case of the Zubes by Zman11809 March 22, 2020

Flaming Zues 

A sex position in which the couple is positioned at the top of a set of stairs. During intercourse, the male removes his penis and lights it on fire before re-inserting. Once this is done he then proceeds to ride his partner down the set of stairs while screaming the name of the position.

"Did you hear Carly got Flaming Zuesed yesterday?"

"Yeah she broke her spine."

Flaming Zues by spega May 25, 2011

May Zues Paradox

It’s a term used in Burmese Politics in Myanmar. As long as a certain group of people is seating in the parliament, you are told that the only option you have is to vote for NLD which will be getting rid of them sooner or later. But they had already spoken out publicly that those unelected 25% people which is provided with seats in parliament according to the unjust constitution they said, are too crucial in this politics to be disposed and reconciliation with military faction is politically suggested method to avoid bloodshed as little as possible, which on the other hand neglects all the social class struggles and identity politics in the country.

Saw Maung : Hey Pineapple Bikini, I dont think I will be voting as long as the constitution is not amended.

Pineapple Bikini : Why do you say so ?

Saw Maung : Dude, we are facing May Zues Paradox.

May Zues Paradox by Pineapple Bikini 🍍 January 8, 2021

zuted 

to be out of ones mind on some type of drug mostley weed

dude im so zuted

zuted by datboiiii April 5, 2009

zute 

1) Another name for a marijuana joint. When its conntents are purely cannabis (without any tobacco to pad it out)

Do ya want a zute?

Other variations exist with a higher proportion of slang used. Often the offer of, or attempted procurement of a 'zute' will be reduced to just "Zute?" between friends

zute by James May 13, 2005

Zues 

Misspelled version of Zeus. Spelling Zeus like this will likely make you fail any mythology unit in any class during secondary school.

Teacher: Spell Zeus
Student: Z - U - E - S. Zues
Teacher: You failed the class. I'm sorry.

Zues by Someone that you won't see September 21, 2013