The Asian Viking god that invented cooking. Pretty much the main god of Schletchkavotchkavacheinia-Japan. Seriously, the coolest thing since sliced bread, even though he invented bread. When you eat a meal, say "Hail Zorbex" to show your thanks.
Tori: Hurry up the cakes!
Sierra: yeah, they're ready. Here you are -gives cake-
Tori:HAIL ZORBEX!! this cake is delicious!
Sierra: of course! i prayed to Zorbex Anub (an-ub, not anyoob) while i was making it!
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."