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When you stay up until 02:00 trying to find a pattern of keys that isn't already on urban dictionary. It is commonly known as a sign of severe mental fuckedness.

John: Look, I just made up a zig-zag pattern that creates a string of letters that no one has put on urban dictionary yet, zsqwaxcferdvbhtygnmkuijlop.
Billifer Pacighaelston: Kill yourself.

zsqwaxcferdvbhtygnmkuijlop by Hi,I'mJoAAUGHFUCKMYCOCKITBURNS November 24, 2024

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zsqwaxcferdvbhtygnmkuijlpo

The scale of one's insanity grows terrifyingly large as they type this close cousin of qseawdrgyfthukojilp. In order to access this demon art, one must type from left to right. Then, type the first letter of the bottom row, the second letter of the home row, the first letter of the top row. Repeat this from left to right to become the patient zero of a new strand of HIV, created as punishment for one who has done this blasphemous art.

Person 1: Scamsflo'monstino Kraughck'igon'Iso Ni'con Igh.

Person 2: Dude, please stop...it's getting out of hand...

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zsqwaxcferdvbhtygnmkuijlpo by InsanePerson1 July 31, 2022

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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