The scale of one's insanity grows terrifyingly large as they type this close cousin of qseawdrgyfthukojilp. In order to access this demon art, one must type from left to right. Then, type the first letter of the bottom row, the second letter of the home row, the first letter of the top row. Repeat this from left to right to become the patient zero of a new strand of HIV, created as punishment for one who has done this blasphemous art.
Person 1: Scamsflo'monstino Kraughck'igon'Iso Ni'con Igh.
Person 2: Dude, please stop...it's getting out of hand...
Person 1: Moomghckra'manista tu'ma besha'menta sinta!!
Person 2: No...my mouth's moving on its own!! Zsqwaxcferdvbhtygnmkuijlpo!!
Person 2: Dude, please stop...it's getting out of hand...
Person 1: Moomghckra'manista tu'ma besha'menta sinta!!
Person 2: No...my mouth's moving on its own!! Zsqwaxcferdvbhtygnmkuijlpo!!
by InsanePerson1 July 31, 2022
Ascending the levels of qwerty keyboard hell, you type left to right on a qwerty keyboard, typing two letters at a time from top to bottom. adding a +1 offset from the top row as you go to the bottom, and a +1 offset to the top row as you go from left to right.
Truly, the epitome of boredom.
Truly, the epitome of boredom.
Person 1: I've done them all.
Person 2: Have you done qwsdcverdfvbtyfgbnuighnmophj?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: You monster.
Person 2: Have you done qwsdcverdfvbtyfgbnuighnmophj?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: You monster.
by InsanePerson1 July 31, 2022
The qwerty ascension of a ridiculously bored high school students. you type from left to right, from the top letter of the left row, the middle letter of the home row, and the bottom letter of the bottom row.
All who use this technique inevitably contract schizophrenia.
All who use this technique inevitably contract schizophrenia.
by InsanePerson1 July 31, 2022
The qwerty hell burns with a livid, spiteful fire as the possessed individual poisons themself with the ever-present desire to type demonic spells into their keyboard at school. This technique is performed by only using the top and home rows going from left to right, typing a letter from the top row, a second letter from the middle row, and a third letter from the top row. Then, the sociopath types in the same space the first letter from the home row, the second letter from the top row, and the final letter from the home row. Repeat to the end of the keyboard.
Person 1: RRRRRrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaAAAAAAAAauuuuuuuuuuUUUURrrrRRR!!
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: qseawdrgyfthukojilp!!
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: qseawdrgyfthukojilp!!
by InsanePerson1 July 31, 2022