zsqwaxcferdvbhtygnmkuijlpo 

The scale of one's insanity grows terrifyingly large as they type this close cousin of qseawdrgyfthukojilp. In order to access this demon art, one must type from left to right. Then, type the first letter of the bottom row, the second letter of the home row, the first letter of the top row. Repeat this from left to right to become the patient zero of a new strand of HIV, created as punishment for one who has done this blasphemous art.

Person 1: Scamsflo'monstino Kraughck'igon'Iso Ni'con Igh.

Person 2: Dude, please stop...it's getting out of hand...

Person 1: Moomghckra'manista tu'ma besha'menta sinta!!

Person 2: No...my mouth's moving on its own!! Zsqwaxcferdvbhtygnmkuijlpo!!

zsqwaxcferdvbhtygnmkuijlpo by InsanePerson1 July 31, 2022

zsqwaxcferdvbhtygnmkuijlop 

When you stay up until 02:00 trying to find a pattern of keys that isn't already on urban dictionary. It is commonly known as a sign of severe mental fuckedness.

John: Look, I just made up a zig-zag pattern that creates a string of letters that no one has put on urban dictionary yet, zsqwaxcferdvbhtygnmkuijlop.
Billifer Pacighaelston: Kill yourself.

zsqwaxcferdvbhtygnmkuijlop by Hi,I'mJoAAUGHFUCKMYCOCKITBURNS November 24, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008