zorbal 

A massive pair of balls

Ricardo has a pair of zorbals

zorbal by ZorbalMan May 14, 2024

Zorpalod 

A new type of enemy prophesized to be added in the game Destiny 2 when it reaches the climax of its story. Often associated with pictures of wet birds on shitposting subreddits.

Person 1: did you see that new Destiny 2 leak? It says we're getting a new enemy class!
Person 2: that shit is obviously fake, WTF even is a Zorpalod?!

Zorpalod by WD-39 August 27, 2022

zorba 

Alexis Zorba, from the movie (or book), Zorba the Greek. A real man. Makes the men of today look like pussies (which they are).

"Why did god give man hands, TO GRAB!" "Life IS trouble, only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and LOOK for trouble!" "If a woman sleeps alone, it puts a shame on all men" -- zorba

zorba by DJ quik May 30, 2006

Zorba'd

To eat at a restaurant that is bad and can afford to be so, since it is in a touristy area of town and tourists will wander into it without knowing that it is horrible.

We got Zorba'd in Mallorca/Rome/Munich/Florence (pick any city with a flourishing tourist industry) since we didn’t know where to eat.

Zorba'd by Michael Klepzig September 7, 2006

zorba 

Used as an alternative for the male reproductive organ

That guy has a huge zorba, that's why she's with him.

zorba by KaptainKupcake October 16, 2018

Zorba The Geek 

the biggest possible geek...must have glasses

Brendab Kelly is just like Zorba the Geek.

Zorba The Geek by katherine jordan April 6, 2005

herbal zerbal 

1) a slang term for marijuana
2) a term that means "I have pot" or "I'm holdin'"

1) lets get our herbal zerbal on.
2) "hey, you holdin?"
"herbal zerbal!"

herbal zerbal by hels July 15, 2006