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to poke something with a sharp object
person 1: I just zoozled this dog.
person 2: bro that is soo cool!
zoozle by sundew134 November 11, 2022
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Zoozle (zoo-zil) is a slang term for poking one object with a sharp object. Basically an upgraded stab if you will.
bro did you see that! Kid just Zoozle that dog over there!
Zoozle by The Pofessor November 12, 2022
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When someone brings up a random topic/subject that you haven't heard of in forever, and then a little while later you hear/see that topic/subject again somewhere else.
(1)
Matt: Remember that show Wishbone?
Dave: Yea I used to watch that everyday. I haven't seen that show in forever!

*Hours later, channel surfing*

Dave: WTF! Wishbones on tv!? I just got zoodled!

(2)
Gilly FB status: Had a good night out with my bestfriends last night!
status comment: Yesterday was a good day -Ice Cube voice-

*Later that day, Gilly starts her car*
Radio: Today I didnt even have to use my A.K. Today was a good day!
Gilly: Fuckin zoodled!
Zoodle by Taliarzio December 14, 2010
A type of canned pasta. Or "Jeremy Faubert"
Boy these Zoodles are good.
Hey zoodles, your black!
zoodles by nick keel May 23, 2004
Originates from 4Chan as an alternative to Kek. Variants include "Top Zozzle" and "Zozzlemus Maximus"
Person 1: Did you know that the Kalahari Bushmen have an average IQ of 54?

Person 2: Zozzle
Zozzle by Lol Historian June 7, 2018
The strings/ropes that pull the hood on your jacket/hoodie tight
It was so cold I put my hood on and pulled the zoolerfs tight
zoolerf by Sunweeds October 24, 2008
the prettiest of the pretty girls. popular in the 1920s flapper era.
"She's the bee's knees, a real zoozie!"
zoozie by justinjax March 11, 2009
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B)
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A)
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B)
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