zootid 

high, level of highness

let's get zootid
i'm so zootid
this weed will get us zootid

zootid by 8 figga bigga July 2, 2007

Zooted 

When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016

Zooted 

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017

zootiez 

A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner

ex. “Puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy” - Future

zootiez by sean wilson April 28, 2022

zootdingo

an aboriginal word for vagina

she gave birth through her zootdingo

zootdingo by smithfeild March 18, 2007

Zooted 

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

refer to top

Zooted by tom January 12, 2004

zoobidge 

the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why.

Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge.

zoobidge by fuckcuntburger January 3, 2006