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When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.
That cute redhead is so zooted.
Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016
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Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted
Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017
A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner
ex. “Puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy” - Future
zootiez by sean wilson April 28, 2022
she gave birth through her zootdingo
zootdingo by smithfeild March 18, 2007
being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..
Zooted by tom January 12, 2004

zoobidge 

the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why.
Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge.
zoobidge by fuckcuntburger January 3, 2006