Zoom Dick 

(verb) -ing Showing your privates over a Zoom call
(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call

Jeffrey Toobin is a Zoom Dick by Zoom Dicking.

Zoom Dick by SocMnky October 19, 2020

zoom dick 

When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.

Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?

Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.

zoom dick by [e-mail] October 19, 2020

The Dick Zoom

When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.

Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.

The Dick Zoom by Henlaree June 18, 2018

Zoom dickie

A pre-made piece of clothing that slips on over your stained college tank top for any high level virtual meetings.

My clothing-challenged sister testified to Congress during virtual hearings wearing her Zoom dickie.

Zoom dickie by Sandra Spawn June 18, 2021

zoomdick 

When you get bored of manufacturing fake news all day and whip out your dick during a Zoom call with all your coworkers.

I wonder what is the fastest way to completely fuck up my life? Probably Zoomdick

zoomdick by Jeffrey Toobin October 19, 2020

zoomdick 

It is when a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and exposes himself to masturbate.

During the video call, he exposed his zoomdick.

zoomdick by KaraM96 October 19, 2020

zoomdick 

When a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and begin masturbating.

Jeffrey had a zoomdick incident the other day.

zoomdick by KaraM96 October 19, 2020