zoomdick

When you get bored of manufacturing fake news all day and whip out your dick during a Zoom call with all your coworkers.

I wonder what is the fastest way to completely fuck up my life? Probably Zoomdick

by Jeffrey Toobin October 19, 2020

zoomdick

It is when a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and exposes himself to masturbate.

During the video call, he exposed his zoomdick.

by KaraM96 October 19, 2020

zoomdick

When a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and begin masturbating.

Jeffrey had a zoomdick incident the other day.

by KaraM96 October 19, 2020

zoomdick

When a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and begins to masturbate.

Jeffrey exposed his zoomdick during a video call yesterday.

by KaraM96 October 19, 2020

Zoom Dick

(verb) -ing Showing your privates over a Zoom call
(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call

Jeffrey Toobin is a Zoom Dick by Zoom Dicking.

by SocMnky October 19, 2020

zoom dick

When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.

Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?

Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.

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