zoomdick
When you get bored of manufacturing fake news all day and whip out your dick during a Zoom call with all your coworkers.
zoomdick by Jeffrey Toobin October 19, 2020
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zoomdick
It is when a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and exposes himself to masturbate.
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zoomdick
When a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and begin masturbating.
zoomdick
When a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and begins to masturbate.
zoom dick
Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?
Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.
Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.
zoom dick by Sebarket@gmail.com October 19, 2020
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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