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Bein under the influence in some way (drunk, high, trippin) etc or maybe all of the above
Yo dawg im zoodid off that skype
zoodid by Travis Styles April 12, 2005
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being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot.
Dude, I am so fucking zooded.
Related Words
zoodid • zooded • zoobidge • Zodidi • zoocide • Zooddy • zoodie • Zoodio • Zoopid • zootid

zoobidge 

the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why.
Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge.
zoobidge by fuckcuntburger January 3, 2006
man i smoked a blunt and im super zooded
zooded by brianstopoulos November 20, 2007
Jacket that has both a hood, zipper, and two separate pockets. Unlike the hoodie which has no zipper and a unipocket.
"I think it's a zoodie day. I just don't have the energy to pull a hoodie over my head."
zoodie by scop March 19, 2009
/zo(go)-O(hot)-side = zo-O-side/

When considered ethically grave, the intentional killing of an animal.

(from Greek for animal- and Latin for -kill)
You killed that sheep for fun? That’s zoocide!
zoocide by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008
When you are extremely fucked up. You can be drunk when your past drunk and fucked up your zooded the only thing left after
zooded is 911.
I got Zooded last night.
zooded by Gn October 10, 2005
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