Zoopid

Someone that eats ass for a living

Omg look he’s zoopid

by Brhdhdheheh July 25, 2021

zoopiter

so high or tripping balls so hard you feel like you have left the planet

bro i feel like im going to zoopiter

by 14152525 November 23, 2021

zoobidge

the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why.

Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge.

by fuckcuntburger January 3, 2006

Zoopitywang

So, I was grabbin' my zoopitywang and then you know the even got the bungies, But then the woogler got the wam wam wizzle to the woogie

"What?"

"So, I was grabbin' my zoopitywang and then you know the even got the bungies, But then the woogler got the wam wam wizzle to the woogie"

by Mango_Moose April 19, 2017

zooping

Clandestine web surfing on a mobile device while at work. Normally done at one's work station under the level of the desk. Descriptive of the top to bottom finger swipe motion commonly seen on touch screen devices when scrolling through web pages.

Dude, my boss busted me zooping at my desk. At least I got my email, party time!

by Rottenbastard June 2, 2012

Zooping

The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."

After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.

by Tyroil Smoochie Wallace April 3, 2013

zoocide

/zo(go)-O(hot)-side = zo-O-side/

When considered ethically grave, the intentional killing of an animal.

(from Greek for animal- and Latin for -kill)

You killed that sheep for fun? That’s zoocide!

by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008