zoocus

A cross between a zoo and a circus.

PetroChina's BCD project in Sumatra run by clowns. This place is an F'n zoocus.

by indoscOOt January 2, 2009

zoocest

Having sexual intercourse with an animal that you are related to

Bob: Hey, who is that hot dog Billy is with?

Jake: That's his sister.

Bob: Serious zoocest going on.

by axle_j September 4, 2009

Zoocumber

Inserting a zucchini and a cucumber in a double penetration fashion with or without lube. Non lube participants are whores which are respected as such in a much higher manor for not being a little bitch.

On a lonely Saturday I got tired of the old vibrator and decided to give myself a zoocumber and it was amazing. Looks like I dont need to keep buying batteries...

by Place pseudonym here July 7, 2018

zoochus

I have no fucking idea what a zoochus is, and neither does anyone else. There is no definition of zoochus. Zoochus is nothing and everything at the same time.

Bro, that's pretty zoochus.

by zoochus boy February 23, 2019