zoobtied

Super tired. So tired you could pass out on sight. Zoobtied, meaning energetically obliterated.

I don’t know about you dude but I am just Zoobtied. I do believe I am going to indulge in some quite needed slumber my brother. Because of course, I am Zoobtied.

by ThiccyVikky October 14, 2020

zootied-blazed

the point in ones life where his become real tiny and red and he makes hysterical jokes that are funny for no reason
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)

jon:(nonschalantly) man yeah man fuck yeah
brandon: niggah u zootied-blazed.

by TrIpPsTuH December 8, 2009

Zoobied

a temporary state of stupidity/mentally-retardedness resulting from unnecessary, excessive weed smoking

Manny-LETS GO TO CREEEEEEEEK
Translation: Yo you want to go snowboarding man?

Flag- Ighttttttttt lets gettttttt ZOOOOBIEDDDD?
Translation: Yes I do? Should I bring weed?


Manny- Lets DOOOOO ITTTT!!
Translation: Hell yes.

zoobied
If you find yourself doing any of the following there is a possibility you have been ZOOOOBIED before; taking excessively long pisses; realizing your friends lips match the curtains; talking about that....PUSSY; hitting up the PIZZA STATION; you enjoy them PERSONAL PIZZA's screaming all kinds of words as you would scream ZOOOOBIED for example.- BANANA PEEEEEL

by zooooobied February 2, 2009

zootied

When you're so zooted, that you start to manipulate words into your own.

Dylan, you're... zootied!

by Jillian February 23, 2005