Zoobied

a temporary state of stupidity/mentally-retardedness resulting from unnecessary, excessive weed smoking

Manny-LETS GO TO CREEEEEEEEK
Translation: Yo you want to go snowboarding man?

Flag- Ighttttttttt lets gettttttt ZOOOOBIEDDDD?
Translation: Yes I do? Should I bring weed?


Manny- Lets DOOOOO ITTTT!!
Translation: Hell yes.

zoobied
If you find yourself doing any of the following there is a possibility you have been ZOOOOBIED before; taking excessively long pisses; realizing your friends lips match the curtains; talking about that....PUSSY; hitting up the PIZZA STATION; you enjoy them PERSONAL PIZZA's screaming all kinds of words as you would scream ZOOOOBIED for example.- BANANA PEEEEEL

by zooooobied February 2, 2009

Zombied

When someone you dated, had a one night stand with, or was a fwb that ghosted you and comes back later.

Becky, I just got zombied by that guy I banged from Baja Sharkeez a year ago!

by Ondanan March 18, 2018

zoobeedoodah

the process of ejaculating all over a woman's mammories.

Claire allowed Theodore to zoobeedoodah her on the first date, it was quite enchanting.

by CJC April 28, 2006

Zoobie

Another word for a hash and weed mixed joint. Mix of the words doobie and zoot.

Yo don't hog dat zoobie bruv, pass dat shit

by Blemstick July 28, 2017

zoobidge

the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why.

Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge.

by fuckcuntburger January 3, 2006

Zogbied

When one goes to hook up with a girl, but only eats her out and then leaves

Bro how'd it go last night with Ashley...Not very good I just Zogbied her

Hey things with you and Jarrod heated up a little last night, anything happen..yeah he zogbied me it was amazing

by MoreGrilledChicken April 18, 2019

zoobie

A term used in Utah, mainly Utah Valley, to describe the excited bunch of mormons that go to BYU and engage in excessive social activities. It's very common usage here.

I was awoken late at night with chanting by who could only be the Zoobies, exclaiming in chorus that they were to, "Paint the Y! Let's Paint the Y!"

by John-Riley Harper April 25, 2005