Zonkie
Look as the zonkie on that
Zonkie by ZonkieZonkie June 15, 2011
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Zonkie
Sexual act where the female gets her salad tossed while using her Lelo clitoral vibrator, resulting in a crescendo of orgasms that leave her in a seizure like post coital state of bliss. Typically followed by a beer and a cig to celebrate what the fuck just happened.
zonkie nut
tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !
zonkie nut by ken dogging September 22, 2015
Zonked
(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.
Zonked by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019
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