Zonkie

Look as the zonkie on that

by ZonkieZonkie May 20, 2011

Zonkie

Sexual act where the female gets her salad tossed while using her Lelo clitoral vibrator, resulting in a crescendo of orgasms that leave her in a seizure like post coital state of bliss. Typically followed by a beer and a cig to celebrate what the fuck just happened.

Guy: Sugar, what can I do to you tonight that will blow your mind in bed?
Girl: Well Romeo, have you ever heard of a Zonkie? (As she waves her Lelo in his face and pushes his head towards her ass)

by CABG69 September 16, 2018

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Zonkie

A very disturbing noun.
A Zonkie is the dried pieces of shit stuck to your ass hair. Yes, I feel like puking too...
This term is usually offensive, as it is givin to some one you don't like.

Friend #1: Dude look, there's that Zonkie
Friend #2: Yes, what an asshole!

by IR Baboon September 16, 2010

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(jap)
The most important thing in your life.Something that needs sacrifice. Or simply, wooden nutcracker.

"-Zonki! wuzzup?

-Zonki. nothin'

-Zonki."

by Furusato October 25, 2013

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ZONKY

A ZONKY is a Donkey in Tijuana that is painted to resemble a Zebra. The Zonky started by a photographer back in the 1930's that noticed that when tourist took pictures with the Zonky's, The Zonky would fade and it could not be recognized. His fix to this was; paint the Donkey's with black stripes to make them stand out after the photo faded. This created the now world famous ZONKY located in Tijuana, MX.
Zonky is also a t-shirt brand out of Tijuana with humorous, funny logos of Tijuana and the culture.
Visit them at www.tijuanazonky.com

Donkey in Tijuana, TijuanaZonky,t-shirts of Tijuana.

by Hank Rivers May 7, 2008

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