zonc 

Honking someone's nose, whilst poking them forcefully in the kidneys. A common sexual perversion amongst inhabitants of Eythorne and related areas.

-zonc,zoncked,zoncking

"He was such a naughy boy, I took him to my room and zoncked him all night!"

zonc by muleboy August 6, 2007

zonchy 

Unattractive or ugly

My bro tried to holla at the girl last night, but she said he was zonchy still.

zonchy by Brampton O.G July 11, 2018

zonchobonch 

This is what you call a "sexy" ARK character

That is one zonchobonch of a character

zonchobonch by Nugget-is-wise June 21, 2020

Zonched 

A cannabis user that smokes so much erb that they start telling people they are totally "zonched".

Ted and I were in the fort, in the woods and were smoking some dank green. I turned to Ted and said "man I'm really zonched right now".

Original interpretation came from Adam Demamp of workaholics when he said he was "gonch" right now. When listening to this high in 2013, I heard zonched and a new word was born.

Zonched by RyGuy88140 September 30, 2016

Zoncos 

To confuse people out of the "Mainstream" and to use in any way possible. there is no exact definition, just use it anywhere you can!

wow damn look at those Zoncos!

i kinda want a Zoncos right now.

THIS IS ZONCOS!!!

Zoncos by William x Shakespeare October 4, 2011

Zonco 

A female who jerks you off so hard that your foreskin is pulled off.

Yo, don't date Trish. I hear she's a total zonco.

Zonco by MasterJesusKillerMan October 4, 2011

Zoncher

One who sucks a fart out of another's ass. (Verb zonching)

Eww you sucked her fart out, your a zoncher.

Zoncher by zonch master 101 June 27, 2010