zonc

Honking someone's nose, whilst poking them forcefully in the kidneys. A common sexual perversion amongst inhabitants of Eythorne and related areas.

-zonc,zoncked,zoncking

"He was such a naughy boy, I took him to my room and zoncked him all night!"

by muleboy August 6, 2007

zonchy

Unattractive or ugly

My bro tried to holla at the girl last night, but she said he was zonchy still.

by Brampton O.G July 11, 2018

zonchobonch

This is what you call a "sexy" ARK character

That is one zonchobonch of a character

by Nugget-is-wise June 21, 2020

Zonched

A cannabis user that smokes so much erb that they start telling people they are totally "zonched".

Ted and I were in the fort, in the woods and were smoking some dank green. I turned to Ted and said "man I'm really zonched right now".

Original interpretation came from Adam Demamp of workaholics when he said he was "gonch" right now. When listening to this high in 2013, I heard zonched and a new word was born.

by RyGuy88140 September 30, 2016

Zoncos

To confuse people out of the "Mainstream" and to use in any way possible. there is no exact definition, just use it anywhere you can!

wow damn look at those Zoncos!

i kinda want a Zoncos right now.

THIS IS ZONCOS!!!

by William x Shakespeare October 4, 2011

Zonco

A female who jerks you off so hard that your foreskin is pulled off.

Yo, don't date Trish. I hear she's a total zonco.

by MasterJesusKillerMan October 4, 2011

Zoncher

One who sucks a fart out of another's ass. (Verb zonching)

Eww you sucked her fart out, your a zoncher.

by zonch master 101 June 27, 2010