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zombie mask. 

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
she didn't expect that i was gonna give her a zombie mask, oh man it was hella funny
zombie mask. by arlie September 6, 2004
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zombie mask 

Ejaculating on a woman's face, to cause her to groan, raise her arms and stumble about in search of a towel.
Jimmy gave Jane a hideous zombie mask.
zombie mask by Mattricio January 3, 2003

zombie mask 

A zombie mask is when you ejaculate on a woman's face and then push her face into the sand. She then gets up and stumbles around, arms outstretched, either looking for something to clean off her face or looking to choke the crap out of you!
I taught my cheating girlfriend a lesson when I took her to the beach. I blew my load on her face and then pushed her face into the sand. I laughed as she stumbled around the beach with her zombie mask on.
zombie mask by SMuOpKE September 1, 2006

Zombie Mask 

This is when a girl is giving a man a blowjob and the man pulls out, nuts on her face then slaps her across the face causing her to spring back with her arms out yelling "ooooooohhhgggg."
The other day I gave my chick the zombie mask so hard she nearly knocked my tv over.
Zombie Mask by Draej December 23, 2008

zombie mask 

when a girl is giving you a blow job and then you pull out and blow your chode all over her face..she will look like a zombie with her facial expression
While Derek was getting a blowjob, he pulled out and busted all over Brittney's face and gave her a zombie mask
zombie mask by db6980 October 23, 2008

Zombie Mask 

When you skeet in a bitch's face, thereby gluing her eyes shut forever. Usually followed by a snowball, forming the devastating one-two punch.
Hellen Keller wasn't actually blind at birth, her dad just Zombie Masked her when she was four because she was so fucking stupid she needed a teacher to figure out what water was.
Zombie Mask by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008

zombie mask 

Noun.

While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.

Syn. houdini
Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.
zombie mask by SuzaK April 18, 2006
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