Zombie Fuck 

To preform any sexual practice on somebody until they are just laying there completely imobile, but still alive.

Anna is so going to zombie fuck her boyfriend tonight.

Zombie Fuck by Babygurl8324 December 7, 2009

zombie fuck 

Noun. A girl who does nothing during sex.

"Sex with Jenny was like having sex with a dead girl."
"Bummer, she was a zombie fuck, huh?"

zombie fuck by ChampagneS13 September 13, 2006

zombie fuck 

Having sex with a dead person.

Usually known as Necrophilia.

Bob: Dude shes so good!
Bill: DUDE SHES FREAKING DEAD!!
Bob: OH GOD!!!!
Bill: YOU ZOMBIE FUCKER!

zombie fuck by John Am May 19, 2008

zombie pig fuck 

when you and a fat girl both take flakka/krokodil and have a 2 hour mindless sec session

liam: me and debbie had a 2 hour long zombie pig fuck

gavin: i wish my gf would do the same

kraig: i thought that’s how jewish people had sex

zombie pig fuck by i like hunt bitches August 15, 2023

Fuck Zombie 

1) To have sex with someone while you are still half asleep, normally by waking in the middle of the night, instantaneously in the mood.

2) To wake up in the middle of the night, roll over in the bed, and automatically to begin to bang the person in bed with you, while still in the haze of just awakening.

Girlfriend/Wife: Last night was amazing. You just rolled over and starting banging me like crazy!

Boyfriend/Husband: I dont know what happened, I Just kinda awoke from a daze and I was fucking you!

Girlfriend/Wife: You were a fuck zombie!

Fuck Zombie by CLEbrownies50 May 24, 2013

zombie skull fuck 

When a zombie eats your eyeballs out and then fucks your eye sockets to death.

Oh Shit! Tom got Zombie Skull Fucked!

zombie skull fuck by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

fuck a zombie 

a phrase stated when you know that your in big trouble for not doing something or a impending doom soon to involve you, which in consequence you join the ranks of the undead.

dude1: hey man, did you did that assignment that the teacher Mr. satanic/evil/going to kill you.
dude2: oh fuck a zombie, no, please make sure to tell my girlfriend i love her, before i eat you alls brains.
dude1: ...so does this mean i can get together with your girlfriend?
dude1: your first on my eat list.

fuck a zombie by sticky_cake_2 October 21, 2012