2 definitions by CLEbrownies50
1) To have sex with someone while you are still half asleep, normally by waking in the middle of the night, instantaneously in the mood.
2) To wake up in the middle of the night, roll over in the bed, and automatically to begin to bang the person in bed with you, while still in the haze of just awakening.
2) To wake up in the middle of the night, roll over in the bed, and automatically to begin to bang the person in bed with you, while still in the haze of just awakening.
Girlfriend/Wife: Last night was amazing. You just rolled over and starting banging me like crazy!
Boyfriend/Husband: I dont know what happened, I Just kinda awoke from a daze and I was fucking you!
Girlfriend/Wife: You were a fuck zombie!
Boyfriend/Husband: I dont know what happened, I Just kinda awoke from a daze and I was fucking you!
Girlfriend/Wife: You were a fuck zombie!
by CLEbrownies50 May 25, 2013
Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)
Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it
Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it
Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.
by CLEbrownies50 May 25, 2013