He hated the way his professor zooned around the classroom, breathing coffee breath over every shoulder, the most invasive way of checking students' progress.

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Zooned Out

Zooned out, Zooned, Zooning, Zoon, etc. are all forms of the term "zooned out"

A prolonged Nitrous Oxide high, where the user keeps inhaling more before the effects wear off, remaining in a goofy, meditative state for long periods of time.

The effects of nitrous wear off in 30 seconds or less, so users may keep one or more balloons on standby to "top off" the high when they start to come down. zooning can last anywhere from a few minutes to several hours depending on how much gas you have on hand, and how retarded you want to get.

While zooning, you're usually mixing with other drugs, laying or sitting down due to a loss of mobility, with a balloon in your mouth or in your hand, taking a small hit every 5-15 seconds to remain in a state of pure bliss.

the term is a play on words, coming from the term 'zoned out' but instead, you're "zooned out" because of how stupid and unresponsive you are off the gas.

Craig: "Bro, I just picked up a 640 and an 8th, we're going on a bender!"

James: "Fuck yeah brev, I'm gonna be zooned out tonight"
Craig: "hell yeah, I'll put some sewerslvt drum covers on and get this shit crackin"
James: "Nah bruh, I only listen to reggae off the nos"

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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