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the piece of skin between a guys balls and his asshole.
That guy put his zoch on her chin while he was teabaggin her.
zoch by JohnnyKnoxville April 28, 2005
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slow person with not to many brains
Zoch by zo-ch October 15, 2003

Zok/Zoch/Zauqe/Zahke/Zawke 

Noun

A term refering to a super awesome south african that at one point or another would be found roming the halls of the community hebrew academy of toronto wallenberg campus, but currently residing at york university. will often have interests in jessica alba, liverpool fc and other south africans.
seldom quite.
1. Hey look, its Zok/Zoch/Zauqe/Zahke/Zawke
2. Hi Zok
3. Zok, are you from british?

SPŠE Zochova

A drinking school with an engineering problem.
Ever heard of SPŠE Zochova 9 ? Yea it's a

A drinking school with an engineering problem.
Zochori is usually a name given to SoFIFA users who specifically support Stoke and Hartlepool. They may be a bit obsessed with certain Portuguese person who uses SoFIFA
Zochori went to the Hartlepool game
Zochori by Anonymous SoFIFA User October 13, 2021
ŽOCHOR = weird crabey-like monster that tends to steal your (His/her) possession. Its natural habitat is a sewer, swamp or city’s sewage system (locally known as Sásová or Sekier), hence it consumes all kinds of trash and poop. It’s important to note that Žochor is really dangerous and its likely that you will be attacked if you choose to ruin it’s vicinity with your presence. (Uses claw attack or slam and run strategy).

Its very acquisitive and would be a villian in Soviet literature => doesnt Like to work, only accumulates money (similar to Scrooge McDuck, but less cartoon-ish)

DO NOT mix ŽOCHOR with Žochár. Žochár has a SWAG apart from Žochor. Both of them are useless pieces of shitty lifeforms and would never give you a helping (financial) hand, though.
“Ty si žochor posratý, len taký naničhodný chlípnik.”
“Lenka je len taký ŽOCHOR”
ŽOCHOR by TrnavohorskyGibon June 14, 2021
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