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Zobbed is the result of serious Zobbing, which is the act of playing computer games and drinking very heavily...this is normally lots of Beer then Tequila and then Brandy. To be Zobbed basically means you are completely fucked, pissed and ready to puke. Being Zobbed is very cool indeed and only serious players ever get Zobbed. You mum would not be proud but you will regail your Zobbed days to your kids when they reach the age that they are too old and sensible;e to ever get Zobbed. Coolio.

Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.

Man 2:Or we could Zob

Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!

Man 2:We could always rotate?

Man 1:Or just zob watch

Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing

Woman:Fucking zobbers
Man are you going to have another beer...fuck off I am Zobbed.

Get real you lightweight we have not hit the Tequila yet and then there is the Brandy.

Fuck off I am Zobbed.

Puff!

Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.

Man 2:Or we could Zob

Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!

Man 2:We could always rotate?

Man 1:Or just zob watch

Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing
zobbed by IamLovejoy November 30, 2015
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I just smoked 3 cigarettes, I'm hella zorbed
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The emotional state an individual experiences after engaging in the spreading of two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.
ex. 1) Boy 1: Fuck, mang. I'm so zobbled right now. Huck and I had a wild night with the librarian last night if you know what I mean.

Boy 2: That wasn't Huck, Bro. You zobbled all over The Iliad and the librarian.

Girl 1: Hey gaise let's get zobbled hard!
Zobbled by Lolocaust August 2, 2012
To get zlobbed is to get destroyed by the one and only Zlob.
Zlobbed by Zlobmaster September 22, 2021
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Zombedy by Lady Vonnington November 19, 2009
you die so fast that the only thing you see is a purple blur, nuff said your owned.
Kerose7777: what just happend?

Zoobkillerninja: you just got zoobed

Kerose7777:really!?, wow im tired of dying already!!!
zoobed by Kerose7777 October 7, 2009