The emotional state an individual experiences after engaging in the spreading of two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

To be tired or worn out due to over use of technology.
(The adjective form of zobble)