Zombed

You are so fucked up from drinking, smoking, or pill ingesting that your are still alive but in dead state of mind

Holy shit bro, Nathalia is zombed!

by avolpe April 2, 2008

Zombed

to be murked

get zombed my dude

by Secretrecipeofunknownapplesauc October 12, 2017

Zombied

When someone you dated, had a one night stand with, or was a fwb that ghosted you and comes back later.

Becky, I just got zombied by that guy I banged from Baja Sharkeez a year ago!

by Ondanan March 18, 2018

zombeaver

When a girls pussy smells so bad you would swear something died in there

I thought working at the mortuary was bad until I got a whiff of her zombeaver

by Fawsome July 12, 2015

Zomed

To pirate something. That being a video game, movie, or some other intellectual property that is normally purchased.

"Hey Kyle just Zomed Call of Duty 4"
"Why'd he do that?"
"He said it's too expensive"

by BigFloppa November 10, 2020

Zombidextrous

Zombidextrious: wherein you are neither one or the other handed, rather you do all things with outstretched stiff arms.

Poor Sean, keeps dropping things of late last night. I handed him a cup of coffee and he tried to pick it up like a fork lift- spilled it all down his pants. He went from being a left handed bloke to zombidextrous.

by Teresa Marovich January 29, 2009

Zorbed

It is the light-headed feeling you get from nicotine

I just smoked 3 cigarettes, I'm hella zorbed

by gab6 February 28, 2017